That's a Story
Nirvana? Hey, I'm not ashamed. It was on.
The first full week of classes has passed, and I must say it was a hell of a lot quicker than I ever figured it would be. I guess that "no class on Wednesday" thing really breaks your week up into chunks.
Friday night was our un-official "GI Joes & Barbie Ho's" party. I wish I could say I did more than pound down Captain's & Coke and play Nintendo, but that would be a bold-faced lie.
Today (Satuday), I was reunited with my true-love: the lawnmower. A nice 5 hour romp with Dixie and I feel myself a new man. The only problem I'm having now, is the new man I am feeling like has corneal abrasions because of all the dirt the mower kicked into his face over the course of the day. So, my eyes are just watering and blurring and fucking up the rest of my day.
Through my 20-110 vision, I just watched the movie "L4YER CAKE", with Daniel Craig. I thought at first, because of that whole two-chipped teeth incident earlier this year, that Craig was going to make a terrible Bond because he's a pussy. But then I saw Layer Cake, and decided he was a badass. And then, when I googled him to find an article just now, I found out he has a gay-kiss in the movie "Infamous" and he fell right back to that fucking spot he was in before. You're doing us a huge disservice Mr Craig, for taking the empire that Connery built, and kissing a dude. I mean, Connery had his huge mistakes, but I saw Zardoz and at least there were titties in it.
Tomorrow? I'm writing a couple of short papers for my classes. My first real homework of the quarter. I'm sort of dreading not having started them already, but between the two of them, I only have to write like 4 pages. It shouldn't be that rough. But what the hell do I know about Goethe that hasn't already been said? Also, I just finished the book of Genesis, and I have to say, this God character is wholly unpredictable. What is his motivation? Make up your mind, for the love of go... eh... right. I hope
Also, I will blow the first person who can tell me who the fuck Cain married after he was bannished for killing his brother. Progression: Adam + Eve = Cain, Able. Able + Cain = Cain. World Population = 3. Next, Cain takes a wife. A wife? Eh? I'm convinced, and a lot of you aren't going to want to hear this but I think it's true, Cain fucked a sheep.
Circuit City had $10 copies of Infected for the PSP. I made the drive to get one, because I saved $30 on a game I hadn't even heard of before. It's no deeper than killing zombies in Manhattan, but I'll take it.
And I've got a new webcomic for you folks that read that sort of thing. Kowski handed it to me, it's called Sinfest and it updates pretty regularily. I can't really get the whole jist of it yet because it's actually been online since 2000. Haven't made it all the way through the archives yet.
So yeah its time to sign out, my vision's getting blurry
This is madness, xoxo dash Travis
Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third, that's a story.
Does it make you feel any better that Brosnan (in my opinion) was a pretty kick-ass Bond, and in a recent movie he painted his toe nails and made frequent references to blowing guys?
Maybe not.
And I try not to think about procreation and Genesis, 'cause any way you look at it there's some definite incest going on there.
Brosnan was a damn good bond, and as for the rest of that paragraph, I put my hands over my hears and shouted "La-la-la-la" as loud as I could.
And sure, there was incest. I knew that before I cracked the tome open. But what I'm looking for is the introduction of, I don't know, a vagina-bearing human that Cain could have possibly conceived with. It's just a thought.
Is the "la-la-la" helpful for curtailing your ability to read? =) Sorry about that.
And I didn't figure you thought the Bible was incest-free, that's just my personal beef with creationist... so, we're all descended from Adam and Eve. Great. A whole planet more inbred than the 19th century European royalty. I just checked out the story again though, and now I see what you're getting at... Cain's wife just totally appears out of nowhere before Adam and Eve even got around to have daughters that the writers were to misogynist to bother with.
Also, I heard a commercial on the radio today for "2 Men and a Truck" they were brain-storming moving company names and suggested "S-Car Go". I'm pretty sure you can sue them for copyright fraud.
Haha. Eschbach totally gets credit for the S-Car. He just wanted someone to use it, and we were more than willing to abide.
"Cain: I must take a wife."
"Wife: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah."
Sorry.
Some church somewhere should really hire you to produce pageants.
Well, if you'll recall your senior year of English at good old GCHS, there was a little story called Beowulf at the beginning of the year that starred (as the villain), a descendent of Cain's. His name was Grendel. It pretty much referred to him as a disgusting, inhuman creature and fiend who ate people like they were chicken wings. So, Cain f***ing a sheep? You may be on the right track.
I'm just saying...
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My senior year of English was mostly a blur. I read 1984 (woot) and Wuthering Heights (dear-sweet-shit). Outside of that, I just remember hating myself for about 50 minutes everyday because I was torn from you.
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