Everybody lies. And then blogs about it.
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On Creeds, Assassins
Nov 16th
I can give you a hint, though, that may help create the preconditions for your enjoyment of AC2.
Turn on the subtitles. There is a ridiculous, almost comical amount of Italian in the game. I recognize that the game takes place in Italy, and that Italian is often spoken there, but it’s so dense at times that you may think you’ve purchased a disc for the wrong region. Aside from the pleasantries you could probably suss out from context, there’s a lot of colorful, interesting language that just evaporates when it isn’t anchored with meaning.
- Tycho
Who’s got two thumbs, two concealed spring-loaded throat knives, a white hoodie and is excited? This gulauchAAAAAARG…
Forty-Dollar Rebate
Mar 19th
Everyone, everywhere should get onto Newegg and drop a few bucks on more memory. It’s cheap as shit, and it’s like taking home a new machine. I just dropped a fat-stack into my baby-girl here for $35. Do it.
Now that's a beautiful thing
The Armpit of America
Mar 13th
Wisconsin Man, 20, Waits Outside Terre Haute, IN Middle School to Propose to Eighth Grade Girl
(TribStar)
Terre Haute for the win! Although technically the primary source of asshattery in this story originates from Wisconsin, I still have to give props to the TH for successfully breeding teenage girls that are this stupid. But I mean, she’s 14 years old and in the eighth grade. That means she’s really mature for her grade, or wicked stupid.
Random Geek Update
Mar 12th
Just in case you don’t read the actual trades, the Firefox 3.1 Beta 3 comes out later today and iPhone Firmware v3.0 drops on the 17th of March. The new Firefox is about the same on the surface as it was in Beta 2, but apparently they’ve amped up the Javascript engine. I have no goddamned idea what Apple is doing in 3.0, but there are parts of me that ache to know.
That’s all.
Where Was This a Decade Ago?
Feb 25th
I don’t know why it took someone so long to sit down and properly diagram this. Thanks, xkcd.
Now I know what they mean when they say "the bags are juiced".
