If any of you out there are looking for a good show on the idiot-box, I highly suggest Showtime’s “Dexter“. I shouldn’t have to explain to you what this show is, but I will. There’s a very talented young man who makes a hobby of killing people who kill people. That’s all you really need to know to know this:
One scene of the most recent episode shows an unsub snatch a 12 year old boy out of an arcade in a very simple and scary manner. Have you ever been driving behind some soccer mom with a series of crudely drawn stick figure window-clings on the back? They’re like merit badges for married women to show people how many times they’ve had unprotected sex. Well, these merit badges come complete with labels for the aforementioned little trophies. Let’s pretend for a moment (just pretend, mind you), that I am a vicious pedophile. Hey! Now I know your kids’ names and super-rough, 3rd-grade quality sketches of them. Now I can refer to them by name when I roll up in the ole’ free-candy-van.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?