The Armpit of America

Wisconsin Man, 20, Waits Outside Terre Haute, IN Middle School to Propose to Eighth Grade Girl
(TribStar)

Terre Haute for the win!  Although technically the primary source of asshattery in this story originates from Wisconsin, I still have to give props to the TH for successfully breeding teenage girls that are this stupid.  But I mean, she’s 14 years old and in the eighth grade.  That means she’s really mature for her grade, or wicked stupid.